Oh, I know this one. It’s called being glazed.
Only if you clean off the frosting with no hands.
One donut, coming up!
Glazing also coming up.
Some donuts are getting ripped apart.
This would also make me (m) happy.
Who loses in this situation?
No one.
agreed. It might turn into a real thing. Dunkin Donuts could sell a “stack” of say 6 donuts, but it would not be straight top to bottom, but instead curved to better accomadate an erect penis
I mean, a decade ago I would have laughed at the idea of this becoming real…
… but a decade ago, I also thought it was a ludicrously absurd notion that an RGB ‘gamer’ catheter would exist.
And they actually do now.
So fuck it, why not?
The US’s only real remaning cultural attribute is ‘utter depravity/shamelessness’, seems like a good fit to me.
I await my Dunkin Stacking test lol, maybe they can do varying flavors and kinds of filling or jam, like a lipstick party that’s edible.
my ego, once we realise it can barely hold a single donut
That’s fine, it just becomes a balancing task.
way too many people are gathering around my penis trying to stack donuts. at least its a fun group activity
Hey I mean, that just means it takes more handiwork from the… donut stacker… to eat the same number of donuts.
You’ve already phrased this with ‘we’, so don’t worry Albert, I’ll happily munch whatever number of donuts from your donut pole singly, as many times as it takes for me to uh, get my fill.
=P
it’s not the size that matters, but which donuts we get
…as well as the consistency and volume of their glazing…
you can always add an empty one at the end for me to fill with cream
Donut*
You have inspired my autism.
Banana for scale?
Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.
Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.
Dimensions?
Outer Diameter = ~4 inches
Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch
Height = ~ 1.5 inches
So…
An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.
2? Below average.
1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.
4? Above average.
5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.
… 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.
How snug is the fit?
Somewhat snug?
Average.
Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?
Above Average.
Not snug? Loose?
Below Average.
Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!
/s :)
This will become the new ISO DickDonut measuring standard.
Sounds good to me, lol!
Economists have used the uh, “BigMac Index” with an increasing level of seriousness, over the last decades… so why not?
I mean, there are lots of studies on the distribution of male donut pole sizes, I’m just doing a rough comparison to the latest meta-analyses of such data.
I can provide sources…
… if you give me a donut.
doughnut
Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed
a fruit loop
Lifesaver
Is that a bitcoin?
Why are you posting a pic of my fleshlight?
Is that a women being happy? Rare creature.
Not really. Do you know any guy with a girth that small?
Yeah; they’re all in the White House.
Stephen Millimeter for sure.
Now we know how “Big Balls” got his name.
“Any balls look big next to that thing”
You want the donut to be tight so it provides a cock ring effect.
I did that once.
Were you the pole or the gobbler?
Yes
How’s your spine?
Flexible
He can put 25 donuts on his spine.
Idk man the best I can make it look is probably using a bag of Funyuns and even that is a stretch
Fruit loops for me.
Let me stuff donut bike holes in it
Pff, I’m bi, go for it!
That’s how you make your own donut holes.
