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It’s not like the Pilgrim Fathers weren’t a bunch of religious nutjobs

Why put them in prison when they can be hanged for crimes against humanity?

Dear Trump administration… I’ve already decided never to visit the US, you don’t have to sell it to me.

Dear “All of the above”, you saved my ass so many times

Eric “we love capitalism” Schmidt?

Who is going to find them guilty? The ICC the US talks about in the American Service-Members’ Protection Act?

Social democrats in the West managed to keep capitalism afloat because the brunt of the exploitation was moved abroad.

It seems that all those good soldiers who bravely defy orders in the name of American values only exist in propaganda content

cousins

The turkey isn’t the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people

What happened to family values?

Say what you want about Hitler, but he’s the guy who shot Hitler. Credit where credit is due.

Too much pussy makes you gay. That’s just common knowledge.

/s

Too bad that this government also slashed the funds for shelters for women and forbade affective education in primary and middle school. Not to mention cops ignoring calls from women who’re being stalked or harassed and not intervening when a man remove his ankle monitor to circumvene a restrictive order.

If growing brains in a tube turns out to make techbros more money than burning down the planet with AI, we’ll have even more dystopian ethical dilemmas

“Oh, you noticed ☺️”

The “dark Ages” were dubbed so for a lack of sources

And the Records Department, after all, was itself only a single branch of the Ministry of Truth, whose primary job was not to reconstruct the past but to supply the citizens of Oceania with newspapers, films, textbooks, telescreen Free eBooks at Planet eBook.com programmes, plays, novels—with every conceivable kind of information, instruction, or entertainment, from a statue to a slogan, from a lyric poem to a biological treatise, and from a child’s spelling-book to a Newspeak dictionary. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian lit- erature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimen- tal songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a ver- sificator. (George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Tour)

“Take those hands off of your junk, you sexy little scoundrel”

Tears in their eyes