Why, Iran was mere seconds away from having a nuclear bomb!

“It’s polling horribly and they’re still talking about Epstein”

They’re crunchier, more like puffed Cheetos; and crunchier still from the buttery sugar coating. And they’re salty. And addictive as fuck.

I didn’t know about the Trumpie associations, and that’s sad, 'cause they have one hell of a beef jerky selection.

Except the beaver nuggets

…Again

Relax, guy!

Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.

“Is it possible that Hillary Clinton actually was running a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor basement? I mean, I’m just asking questions here.”

Ancient Aliens had more plausible propositions.

I think he’s got a show in some obscure place, but I blissfully haven’t heard his voice in years.

But there’s always a new asshole coming along

Yeah, I only put it in there because it’s strongly suggested in the rules 😒

prefers not to speak even when he thinks he has the right answer, for fear of being wrong

One remedy for that is to stop listening to Joe Rogan

“I’m just asking questions”

Glenn Beck was (is?) big on that one too.

Same here. Agreed.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Sure, but the article’s still as fun as the best Omen movies

Yeah? Well I ain’t “happy” having a sex-trafficking child-rapist-in Chief, either, so fuck him.

Because those countries don’t have football and Hooters.

Just make sure that the guy who has to pull the rope is paid a living wage. ☝️🧐

Or maybe you should just get over your superior self and let people have fun.

Bot behavior.