“He’s going to eat us?!?”
“No, no, he’s just joking.”
“…But he literally said he’s going to eat us.”
“Yeah, but I like that he’s honest about it.”
“So he is going to eat us?”
“Of course not, you fear monger!”
“He just said it again!”
“That’s just his sense of humor. Finally, someone who speaks his mind!”
“He just ate someone!”
“Yeah, but they were bad.”
“How do you know?”
“He said so himself. You really should stop questioning everything.”
Gyozaius.
I like it!