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- A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help. 
  2·2 days ago 2·2 days ago- Don’t worry the U.N wrote a strongly worded letter. 
  410·2 days ago 410·2 days ago- No audio file? Do you hate the blind? 
- I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good. 
  4·4 days ago 4·4 days ago- 1 Jack Black laying down/S 
- She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date. 
  52·4 days ago 52·4 days ago- Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around. 
- Did they tell me to look at this photograph? And every time it makes them laugh? 
  3·8 days ago 3·8 days ago- Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me. 
  1·9 days ago 1·9 days ago- They should make a sequel to Hidden Figures called Jewish figures. 
  4·16 days ago 4·16 days ago- You both work at the same Applebees? 
  41·21 days ago 41·21 days ago- I’d take jail time over e-mail time. 
  3·24 days ago 3·24 days ago- They had the chance to fund Poochinski for 3 seasons and declined. 
  41·24 days ago 41·24 days ago- A&W’s Third Pound burger was a mistake 
- Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got. 
- It’s catch and release so they let them go afterwards where they found them. Horseshoe crab blood is an essential biomedical tool that’s saved countless lives. 

How did the wine not dehydrate them?