You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Some good badda-bing energy in that sign tho

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

Dang if he wouldn’t have done this it could have been an amazing way to unlock some alpha (talking gain$ here)

Dang slain too soon by what many call the “third ball” aka the male G spot dang just everyone remember to get it checked out by a friend or doctor you know?

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss

True story, I said this to my dad once and he corrected me that it’s “the LOVE of money…” so that I wouldn’t become a filthy pinko commie

Too on-the-nose to call these “Trumped up charges”?

Same, dilapidated attack aircraft. Same.

This raccoon has an absolute dump truck and I think that’s just swell anyway have a nice day lil buddy