That’s funny, being as Columbia means the United States. So quite literally Washington District of the United States, changes to what, Washington District of America, if we’re following the deranged name changing? I don’t know how I feel, is it less American or more?

I saw a motorcycle cop with an AR-15 style assault rifle locked to the side of his bike, riding down the expressway, on my way home yesterday. The gun was verical near the rear on the rider’s right side with the barrel pointed down. No shotgun though.