Could’ve been cut this way based on weight of each pepperoni slice.

I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

That’s a good point. Maybe a “thank the lord” is in order.

Jizzmania is just down undah

Your children discard bones? Who’s exactly?

I mean it’s pretty cool but is the “so proud” due to some effort that was put into it? I thought it was inevitable and an “about time “ is more appropriate.

Sheeeeeeeit

Are you shitting me?

Some of those may go in the butt so tasting wouldn’t be that accurate.

Iirc it’s a brunette. With some big ole tiddies.

That’s actually a hat styled after a 16th British villager’s hairdo.

Username checks out.

More details: the greatest American football team in history.

That post-Thanksgiving deuce would like a word.

Ronny “Roid Rage” Rodriguez as the Umpire.

Potential response: And I can’t bake a cupcake but I’ve eaten enough to know which ones are shitty.

I think they were referring to Not Acceptable.

Having David Cobb as a producer iirc is pretty cool. Must’ve been fun for him and some of the musicians to mess around with some of those songs.

Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.

Resolve to stay off the broth in 2026.