🍉 Albert 🍉

Honestly, I cannot remember which one it was.

I really hope no one ever dates you, you’re a bigger red flag than the USSR

even when insurance, three meds they prescribed me were about 300$ a month. they switched to another one which is cheaper, bit still

part of the kink, makes them part of it

hes a leader, he must be criticized, even if you support him. but it’s good that ge is standing up to maga.

does that mean, that he’s threatening the students and not the colleges?

like it’s the students who will suffer?

Manchester has the right to defend itself

How’s that bootlicker diet? loose any weight?

they did absolutely nothing, stopped following then when they reach the orange line, which is not gazan or Israeli territorial waters, but the heart of the Mediterranean where Israel likes to attack civilians.

high seas piracy, and NATO cannot keep the Mediterranean safe.

if you start having a social network within a social media, a ban can hurt.

forgot about space force, besides that netflix show, haven’t heard anything about it

honestly, neurodiverse people shouldn’t date neurotypicals.

neurotypicals are too weird.

i fucking hate the “apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” because fuits are meant to be eaten and spread far from the tree.

your version actually solves that problem and is in any sense, a better metaphor.

I’m keeping it and not giving it back

I want to work on HR to call them in, then high five then and let them hang out instead of having to work, bring drinks too. then ask them to look sad when they leave my office

you think that’s annoying? Spain is tired of telling everyone that those aren’t klan hoods and they had them from before the US even started considering racism.

I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.

not with morning wood