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in David Attenborough’s voice “Incapable of movement, the salad’s only defense against it’s only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30’s, is its innate sense of humor…”

Far left is actually Dragon Fruit Splash™. Its got electrolytes.

Maybe if I could find a recipe for a simple corn bread without a trilogy worth of lore about the writer’s grandmother, they wouldn’t be in such a predicament. In terms of AI strengths, informational efficiency is paramount. I can think of fewer things I can search for with more worthless gunk tacked to it than a recipe.

That is extremely wholesome. It sounds like she had an amazing kitty life full of attention and care.

It took Penny weeks to get comfortable with me after I broke her out of jail. I’ve been her person ever since. I was kinda worried she would never warm up to me there for a while. Now, I can’t sit down without her jumping on my lap or at least getting an earful about how almost empty her bowl has been for a full 36.25 seconds when I walk in the door. It’s awesome when a cat chooses you as their person. Especially, when they’re adopted as an adult carrying around all the trama and fear they may have learned during the time out in the wilds.

Those ears tho. Little fella can hear what’s going on in the future.

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