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    10 minutes ago

    This is Lemmy, where if you even hint at saying “It’s not just Capitalism”, you’ll be downvoted into oblivion.

    Don’t you know how happy everyone has always been under communist and socialist governments? Not a single sad soul to be seen under those establishments! /s


  • Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called “Don’t touch the pan.” It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and is no longer available for our viewing pleasure, but it was scripted as thus:

    Person 1: “Don’t touch the pan! The pan’s hot.”
    Person 2: “I’m going to touch the pan.”
    Person 2 touches the pan.
    Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech.





  • Visitor to your grave: “…I need more context.”
    Your ghost: “It’s about AI art.”
    Visitor: “…I still don’t get it.”
    Ghost: “That’s because you’re a robot. Everybody’s just robots now. Us ghosts are all that’s left of humanity. All that you know is based on what we suffered to learn and create.”
    Robot visitor: “…but why a rat with a big butt?”
    Ghost: “Draw one, and reflect on the cloud of noise that you produce instead.”
    Robot: *draws a rat with a big butt
    Ghost: “…AI wasn’t as good back then. Fuck you.” *whisps away