SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

Could do, weed and shrooms go well together.

WITHOUT phoning home

If the data is offline, then it only serves you without selling you out. I know it’s unrealistic; why would any corporation make something that benefits consumers and not themselves?!

Slingshots are an effective deterrent, extremely compact. Get one with a forearm brace for increased stability. Best to use spherical ammunition (ball bearings, marbles), but pebbles will do in a pinch.

I shot a recurve bow for a decade. With a moderate draw weight and sharp arrowheads they can be lethal. Takes much more practice, strength and patience than a gun. You can attach fur to the bowstring to make it quieter. Impossible to conceal, and quite conspicuous.

Compound bows and crossbows are even more lethal with great precision and range, but louder and heavier.

You look like a blocked user.

Yup, as someone who loosely follows streamer drama, this is kinda based.

Everything is shitty! 🎶

You think it’s 11.5B worth of gold bars?

Happy with my ad-free dumb fridge.

Let me know when the smart fridge can track when I’m low on essentials and toggle them unchecked on my shopping list, WITHOUT phoning home, and with no fucking ads. Don’t need a screen either.

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Edit: Please stop posting stupid image memes or unhelpful messages. This interferes with Valve’s ability to sift through the noise and see if anyone can figure out what triggers it.