I’m so broke rn that I’m rehoming most of my ducks. I’m only keeping 3 of the 8 that I have. I’ll save like $60/month on feed with a smaller flock. That money won’t go towards my savings, but to my mortgage payment which will go up by $40 starting in December.

It’s Calvinball, but with the government

Cheeriosius.

My IRA will be 3 years old this year. I refuse to check the balance because I can’t handle any more bad news

I learned how to sail in 5 mins from a friend the other day. It’s stupidly easy.

Powerhouse of my freezer

Omg tysm

Lmao I’m so bad at shitposting

Socks suck

I was in a really bad place mentally a while back and almost got bangs. My hairdresser talked me out of it.

Lme when I go grocery shopping without eating first

My dog is usually what fucks me over financially. She’s a goblin and is always finding ways to injure herself or make her sick. I maxed out two credit cards in two months this year because of her. She ate a toy and had to have it surgically removed. I thought I got rid of the types of toys she liked to eat and she found another one somewhere the next month and had to have surgery again. She almost died but my vet came in on her day off to perform the surgery. I found her stash of the toys in the yard. She buried them. I went through my entire property and got rid of all toys. My dogs only get things they can digest now. My problematic dog is a mini goldendoodle and apparently they’re all goblins and nobody told me before I got her. Love her so much but goddamn.

Me when anyone gives me a task when I ask for something to do.

I stayed just outside of DC a couple weeks ago. I went into a run-down Dunkin and it was operated entirely in Spanish aside from the cashier knowing just enough English to take orders from people who aren’t fluent in Spanish. I knew enough Spanish to be able to get my order when it was called. As I was leaving, a cop came in and started counting every brown person there. He made a big show of it, too, and people started panicking.

I honestly didn’t know what to do in that situation. I was hungover as hell, broke, and had to drive 5 hours to get home so I could wake up for work the next day. I decided to just hang out and make sure the cop knew that I was watching him. I had my phone out and ready to record if more serious shit started happening. After a few minutes, the cop went back outside to his squad car and I pretended like I totally just happened to be leaving at the same time. When I blatantly eavesdropped on the cop and his buddy in the squad car outside, I heard them laughing about the whole thing. Apparently terroizing immigrants and their families is a fucking game to those bastards.

The patrons of the place cleared out immediately after the cops were gone. I stayed parked at that Dunkin for a good half an hour after everyone who could leave did and nothing else happened.

I have no idea if I should have done something more in that situation. I wanted to tell the cop to get the fuck out of there. I wanted to say some witty shit like “Oh man, I didn’t order ice with my coffee.”

I kinda freaked out internally when I realized what was happening but I couldn’t bring myself to just leave despite my instincts telling me to. So I just made my presence and opposition to the cop known in a way that couldn’t (legally) get me arrested and hoped for the best.