No love for the legendary Steve Austin? The Six Million Dollar Man?

Megalodamn!

Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting

I’m surprised they asked for and accepted ID.

I’m sorry for being so rude to your mom but she was very nice to me and I really don’t want her to.

And he didn’t have a gun himself. Breaking their myth that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

Baby don’t hurt me

Horse.

It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.

I have basic Adblockers just so I don’t have to deal with the clutter, but I’m not a bitch about ads. If a YouTube vid had ads I just hit the skip if I can, or sit through it. If an ad pops up while I’m scrolling through whatever news or media site, I just scroll past or click through and brush it off.

These people who act like they’re being abused or tortured because they have to look at an ad or watch a few commercials make no sense to me. It reeks of entitlement.

Just because the internet is filled with information doesn’t mean it’s free. It costs money to write articles and make videos. If we’re not paying them with cash then we’re paying them with a little time or consideration.

As long as the ads aren’t obnoxiously loud or animated or otherwise irritating, they’re just part of the experience.

But then I grew up pre-internet, when you had no choice but to sit through 10 minutes worth of commercials to enjoy 20 minutes worth of tv episodes.

Whoever taught him the word “seditious” needs to be smacked. He’s calling everything seditious now.

What in the goddamn actual fuck?

At least he died doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.

I have a social media identity I use to troll MAGA people. It’s a person’s first/last name but it’s also an anagram. If you rearrange the letters it spells “death to trump.” So whenever the MAGA people @me, they’re unwittingly wishing death upon their dear leader.

You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

He suggested that a stock trading ban could discourage people from running for office.

That’s exactly the fucking point. We don’t want stock trading people running for office.

The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
Another apt comparison.