“moooOOOm, I hate the heroine flavored stuff! Why can’t we get the heroine flavor like Bartholomews family?”

Super secret, but can we keep the topics as boring as humanly possible?

Shocking that the guy who wrote “pussy crook” would be convicted of rape…

That’s actually a fairly common idea amongst athletes. Whether or not it actually helps in any way is up in the air, probably as effective as a placebo.

~80%

This could be that Harry Potter meme too.

You’re talking federal crimes though. If he didn’t become president again, it wouldn’t be up to the federal government. He had more than enough crimes against states to put him away for life.

State crimes at least would have gotten him there.

Damn. That’s rough. I did 41 years not knowing what was wrong with me. I can’t imagine knowing at a young age and not being able to do anything about it. We both have failed systems. It’s just wild how differently they’ve failed.

That sucks, I’m sorry.

That’s the part that pisses me off most. If kamala would’ve won, she’d be better than trump, for sure. But beyond that, this fucker would be rotting in prison right now.

Nab one and become European if you can.

I won my settlement against Iran.

Yeah? What’d ya get?

Their fucking embassy, bro. I’m a country now. Jeffistan.

Lol that’s so dark.

Edit: unfortunately none of them lived to see one. 😞

All. The. Fucking. Time.

I wouldn’t exactly call them lucky. That was an absolutely devastating war.

And it’s about to happen again. Crashes are always beneficial to the wealthy. But I doubt we come back from this one.

“I’m still here, you shiteaters!”

Inflation actually benefits those who are in major debt.

Omfg that’s somehow even more gross than the usual pedo shit.