Womp womp.

The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It’s actually moss of the gods.

Russia is struggling against one country, how TF do they think they could take on Europe as a whole?

Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.

Bro, you’re missing out, bro. Let’s just hot box our farts together. It’s super good for you, bro.

Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.

My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he’s getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It’s a fucking horror show. It’s like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.

That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”

That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.

I hate Walmart on such an epic level that in the few times I’m forced to go there, I’m disappointed when I can’t crop dust someone in there.

That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

But they just erect a fence around it.

You forgot the step after the government seizing the land… They sell it for pennies to a mega corporation.

Or I dissociate and reply with “that’s cool”

Aren’t the danish the ones with submarines that we can’t track? I may be wrong about the country, but I remember a northern European country having diesel submarines that were ghosts to us. Not as long of range, but we legit simply couldn’t track them.

I get that. It’s not on the same level as RATM, the lyrics hit, but it’s more of just talking shit than a full message. RATM brought you into a world. RTJ just kinda takes pot shots. It simply doesn’t have quite the impact.

Careful or hell send the military after his diapers.

I’d prefer it to be non-innocent Americans, and those in schools are the only innocents here.

We’re leading a ground invasion of the north pole!