Don’t forget to circumcise them!

Convert them. Everyone is weird in some way, find their weird.

Took me three tries to get through Quicksilver but then I couldn’t stop. Worth it.

They’d have to revoke Harvey Milk’s psychiatry license.

The overpriced nature of subscription services is not a good reason to justify paying more for relatively inexpensive hardware. The fact that you can buy new ereaders for $100 suggests that the $400 models are vastly overpriced. Companies are feature-creeping them so they can increase the price.