I don’t really keep up with minion lore…

“Sour milk is spoiled milk” may I introduce you to… YOGURT! Oh wait, that is technically spoiled…

Canonically they were conveniently living in that ice cave during that time period.

Thanks very interesting. I’m German so I don’t immediately think of native Americans.

A lot of people haven’t been treated nicely because of some gene defect. And albino doesn’t even come with any mayor disabilities.

Jea i know that can happen but still think its kinda funny. What do you mean by native?

Ah… of course… a gene-test…

Something about dark energoe bending the light in a way that everything looks like the earth is round or something I don’t really know or understand it and frankly I don’t want to.

The sad thing is that that’s still more sane than what they actually believe.

It’s so cute when Americans talk about mountains.

To be fair if i saw that weird panal I would wonder what that is too.

If you need a financing plan for a private jet, no.

Good analogy. One ugly creature is scared but were still fucked…

Found it! It didn’t let me post the Image for some reason. Boong-ga Boong-ga!

Now the funny part: who is who?

Trump’s “schwerer Gustav” just even more narcissistic as fuck.

The last time I was thinking that way was when I was 5 years or so old and first introduced to a mouse and playing around on the “die Sendungen mit der Maus” Website. Im not using Windows that intensive anymore, is that fucking real?

Critics accuse McConnell of using Satanist rituals to avoid death

Valid

In that case, converted to the metric system, 242 Dicks would be about 62cm.

I can’t imagine they’re selling a lot of these…