Congress ain’t gone do shiiiiiiiiiieeet.

Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.

Pipe down.

Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

Me. I say it. It’s true too.

Jesus Christ, man. It’s a joke.

So are deez nuts

You take you logic and experience and get the fuck out! We’re circlejerkin in here!

If they let this stand I would be motivated to be violent

The more AI gets involved, the less I will. I’m not upset about it either. I want to lose screentime.

I had a comment removed for using that term yesterday.

Remember when she licked food that was for sale?

Removed by mod

“If we investigate nothing, then we can say that we are investigating something.”

Ariana Grande is probably going to use this opportunity to get with Trump and break up his marriage.

It’s almost like that was my intent.

Dear 1% of the global population,

I sincerely apologize for not considering your capabilities of detecting sarcasm on this forum. I kindheartedly apologize and hope that you don’t downvote me based on my ignorant comments and forgive me for it. I assure you that this apology is neither in jest, nor sarcastic due to the fact that you couldn’t decipher that anyway.

Thank you and have a fantastic day.

Best, Spooge

I don’t use those, because if you can’t read social and context clues then you shouldn’t be on the internet.