Dang, I guess selling shit that you can get for half the price across the street just isn’t a good business model. No one could have seen that coming!

There’s always vigilante justice.

I don’t expect to ever happen across one of these from a normal transaction, but on the off chance I do, it’s getting a swastica stamped onto the forehead.

To recover the gold, we must slay the dragon.

…the past couple (or like… 7) decades must have been absolutely maddening.

Rest well ma’am.

Violence is how we beat the Nazis the first time. If there’s a cleaner option that’s actually feasible, then yes please… but failing that, cutting the head off the snake is a pretty tried and true method. And if it grows back, cut that one off too - they’ll get the message eventually.

I always take call on Halloween so my coworkers who have kids can go out and have fun with their family… This bums me out on their behalf.

Are prices at places like Costco still decent? Or those restaurant supply type stores? Or some mythical product that isn’t candy and won’t be soul-crushing to a kid expecting candy?

We do nothing they complete their agenda. We do something maybe they use it as an excuse to expedite their agenda.

If the outlook is the same either way, might as well bag a few Nazis on the way down.

Projection is one of their favorite tools.