Don’t forget that after he shot someone in the face, he made them make a public apology for getting shot in the face.

Next he’ll say he forgot how many kids he raped with Jeffrey Epstein.

Yep it was a test for dementia, and they said he scored perfectly. But it was also said previously that doctors told him he was 6’3" tall (about 190 cm) and weighed 225 pounds (about 102 kg). Both are obviously not true. Anything this administration says is likely a lie.

He does have dementia, he thought scoring a 30 was the highest IQ you could have. He might honestly not remember who he’s pardoned.

The source the sheriff’s office used is the truck driver.

The university said they do have some monkeys that are infectious, but none were on this semi trailer.

Sheriff’s office didn’t think maybe they should corroborate the truck driver’s story before telling the news there was aggressive infectious monkeys running around.

The truck driver said the monkeys were infected, that’s the source for the sheriff’s department.

The university they came from said they weren’t, but they do have some monkeys that are, but they weren’t on this semi trailer.

The truck driver said the monkeys were infected, the university they came from said they weren’t, but they do have some monkeys that are, but they weren’t on this semi trailer.

The truck driver probably knew the university had some infected monkeys, but before saying you “know” something, maybe actually have the facts.