I’m sorry.

We can’t let him win the primaries. He’s probably the one candidate who could keep any Democrats home.

They’re the best at it. Some say, there’s nobody better at it.

He may be one of the least evil of the billionaires, but a 96-year-old handing the reigns of a $1T company over to his 71-year-old son really sums up how well trickle-down economics works for the rest of us.

He became Mr. H to his students for a while, and was later referred to as Ralph Hanley.

Of course the world should just lie back and take it while these thugs (Trump, Putin and their oligarchs) gang rape the rest of us.

Only in the first season.

How about if he just stops fucking kids and protecting his kid-fucking cartel?

E. Jean Carol Park, to keep it non-political.

People prefer decrepit pants-shitting pedophiles, apparently.

You mean the Gulf of Epstein and Trump Fucked Children?

I know: He would not. Trump has no interest, and honestly no ability, to do so.

His age, incompetence, his pettiness, his hubris and his inability to accept truth ALSO drive him to make stupid choices.

It was funny when he only hurt himself, but as president, it’s a war crime.

Cool. Fuck him.

Hakeem Jeffries is not a candidate I currently support.

Shitty person, actually.

One of these days, I’d like to see it again.

On average, GOP voters are the most willing serfs a conman could ask for, and South Carolina certainly does nothing to bring that average up.

So is he admitting he HASN’T been elected twice?

Holy shit, was a pissy little man baby. It must be painful to be that goddamned petty.

We need to stop making up “if they did” scenarios and just do it. Appeasement has never made anything better against fascists.