All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!

Infinitely more

Shenanigans

They would be tiny from way up there

Everyone else: please stop fucking children!

Conservatives: …well…

\[T]/ 🥖

Nah it should be “bye”

Yeah I was also a piece of worthless shit today. Thinking about changing that today. Maybe tomorrow.

Why is being a therapist relevant?

It’s not gold plated?

Man COVID was the chance for me to do that and it was amazing. Being stuck with my wife and kid 24/7 was a blessing. A monkeys paw blessing for sure but I still enjoyed it.

Gotta trim the fat you know

I don’t know. I hear they’re pretty rich.

A little head

Open Vagina, Dick, Asshole

The golden arches standard

Username does not check out.

Or it absolutely checks out.

OpenVDA

:(

Yes

Goodbye

Aight we good. Tell your mom I said wassup.