I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay

I also want this inflicted on my jackass parents

It would be my father’s personal racist hell

In a perfect world, operating totally on my local network I’d love if my fridge and freezer took pictures of things as I was putting them in and taking them out to automatically maintain an inventory. If it didnt require external servers, it really could be great. Hell, even if it gave me the option of local execution it could be great.

But this is the real world and we can’t gave nice things. This should never have been a failure mode at all. If the computer in these things decides to stop working, it takes fairly few things make it run like a dumb fridge. They just decided that was unacceptable, so here we are.

I have similar feelings about washers and dryers. I’d love to hook it up to my mqtt broker and get local notifications when it finishes. But there is zero reason whatsoever for it to reach the internet.

Not me. I’m the Kaiju.

Playing as Mobius One felt incredible when enemy comma started referring to you as the Grim Reaper and whatnot.

What a game.

And my friends wonder why I recommend against Manjaro…

I’m in my mid 30s and Fox News was saying that colleges make liberals when I was in middle school.

Probably even before that, I was just too young to notice

I believe in you.

I stopped drinking and it has been very worth the effort. It’s hard, but I believe in you

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Dang, you’re crushing it

This change matches my request perfectly

Awesome! Thanks for the update!

I really like what I see, but why does the Android app need google play services to have camera permissions to scan UPCs?