More like “eventually… I will probably take a little rest halfway and make some sad sounds trying to manipulate you into carrying me”.

Neil you idiot, you land in the blue where the water is DUH. You don’t want to crash!

I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.

Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.

And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

Just like Santa, he’s making a list.

Why word?

Probably, but I still think it’s worth saying.

Can I just jump in here and say as an American I fucking care. I think we need to prosecute presidents for war crimes. All of them. I think every living former president deserves to be on trial for the murders they have committed. I’m staunchly anti-death-penalty but would make an exception if it prevents them from pardoning each other. This is the ONLY way we will reign in my country’s insane bipartisan military aggression, presidents should be scared as hell to misuse that power. I’m fucking horrified.

It had multiple nicknames, superflu was the main one.

Can we not name this after the disease that kills 99% of humans in a Stephen King novel please? It feels like asking for trouble.

Dad???

Oh we’re diagnosing now based on comments? Give me the tea, honey! 😂

If his wife wants to tell him she likes porn, that’s her prerogative. You’re stirring shit.

Don’t be a snitch. Nothing wrong with anyone looking at porn.

I’m gonna swim in Banana!

You gotta let it get some air

Yeah, notice there are never feel-good stories about “my mother wanted an abortion but she was forced to give birth to me against her will” with happy endings of loving families.

You have earned yourself a tag

I feel for all the people who will have to live with the fear and trauma of witnessing this. I’m glad nobody else was hurt. This type of violence is a consequence of our gun-obsessed and highly politically polarized culture, which Kirk had a massive hand in making worse. I hope we can focus on the damage his rhetoric has caused and those who were taken in by him can use this as a learning moment.

Someone just won a game of solichair