Keep your puppies inside for the next few days, she’s gonna be looking to redirect her rage.

Anyone? The military and police dogs didn’t sign-up for the shit they’re trained to do, but they’re in inescapable shit nonetheless. Never met a fascist dog, though I’ve met a few that were anarchists and one that was a Trotskyist.

This is why I’m team xenomorph. No agenda, no philosophy, no sermons. Just equal opportunity face-hugging and chest-bursting.

If you know it’s being said unironically than you know it’s not satire, it’s just endorsement.

Believing Saddam is in heaven would require believing in some sort of god/afterlife/good place vs bad place, and I assure you the vast majority of people who make satirical memes commenting on the United States once again using the excuse of “WMDs!” don’t believe in that. This is gallows humor, grim laughter at being fed the same bullshit time and time again. It’s the by-product of burnout when the regime changes but the narrative remains the same.

What has happened in America (and globally) is that digital interfacing has removed all the nuance, non-verbal, and tonal clues that would clue others in that satire is not endorsement. It relies on the belief that the listener/reader is literate enough to understand that what is being offered is not meant to be taken at face value. It can be true that Saddam was a piece of shit and that it wasn’t America’s place to take him out under false pretenses. I wouldn’t shed a tear if the mango turd got sent to Hell (metaphorically, since I don’t believe in Hell), but I would still be perturbed if his ticket was checked by some foreign nation that I knew didn’t actually give a fuck about me and my community or what came next for us.

She looks a bit old for their curriculum.

Much like the Sequels, there’s no long term plot for this war so bringing back familiar characters is easier on the audience. I expect to find out Soleimani survived and now has a pair of bionic legs.

Don’t DIY your IUD while getting a DUI or you might become an IED.

It’s how we got Rambo III.

Billionaire sex predators are out of reach for most Americans to take direct action against. Display boards with inaccurate historical information and statues dedicated to the shitbags of history are easy to vandalize. Confederates have been crying about that second part for decades. And I’d imagine a fair amount of Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway signs already have bullet holes in them. It won’t thwart what they’re trying to do but you fight the battle by whatever means you have available.

I am no expert in theology either but I am a comic book/sci fi/fantasy nerd. The source material for any good work of fiction is just that; source material. Later authors can use it as a frame work for their version but frequently retcon any inconsistencies with the original. Think of Trumpageddon like A New Hope: Special Edition. Instead of God shooting first now Donnie does.

They’ll pass any loss on to the American people, whether that’s jacking up prices or the government bailing them out with our tax dollars. What remains to be seen is just how much his average supporters will tolerate and justify until the cost to them becomes unbearable. I hope more nations follow this lead; cut us off or get him to cut your nation off, strangle us economically and make us a pariah on the global stage. His loyalists and bots and foreign bad actors may be a loud minority on the internet, but they’re still a minority and getting a free pass to be a western male chauvinist isn’t going to keep party-line voters content when their businesses fail, their mortgages default, and their kids start dying in Iran.

My evangelical parents got wrapped up in this line of thinking in the 90s right around the time teenage me was becoming disillusioned with the indoctrination I’d been raised in. Classic “end of the Millennium” fears and the hope they could jumpstart Armageddon convinced them to send money to Christian charities who supposedly then paid to move poor Jewish people in former Soviet states to Israel. Sure God was going to destroy the Earth in 10000 years, but oops, guess y’all forced his hand!

Reconstruction was not mishandled, it went down exactly how the wealthy and those in power wanted it to. It set the standard for how those with means respond to crisis, buy low, sell high, stoke animosity for “others” among your voting base as if they are the source of their woes. The Gilded Age and Yellow Journalism came on the heels of the Civil War for a reason. Accountability for war would have been long, tedious, and if done legally would have fizzled because most people have lives that need attended to. By the time Davis or Lee was tried, appealed, retried, and hung most Americans would have moved on and barely read about it in the paper, their bloodlust simmered.

The technology may have changed but we are in the same loop. A substantial portion of the population has achieved social progress over the decades and either wants to push further, prevent regression, or see what they gained actualized. Wishing the Confederacy had been punished is an exercise in modern wishful thinking, pretending like if just one or two things were done differently we wouldn’t be where we are today. But I doubt it would look much different if we had hung leadership, or what, mass executed every soldier who wore a grey uniform?

And now that point is moot, they’re all dead, the shoulda/coulda/woulda of revenge is meaningless. If we want to break this cycle of crisis-elite power grab-discontent-blame your neighbor who is not like you, the source is not in just holding accountable the ones who become the faces of the fight, but all the quieter ones that gamble on both sides and then cash in when one wins without the rest of us noticing they were playing us all. Current leadership is just the metastasized ugliness of a disease that never gets treated. Removing it would only mean we didn’t have to see it in all its hideousness for a while, but it’d still come back with a new face.

Every last leader of the Confederacy could have been hung and we’d be in the same position we are today because Northern elites and power climbing Southerners would have bought up what they could and filled political offices with candidates that promise “vote for me and I’ll do X” but never deliver or “your grievances are with the other guy whose success is a loss you were entitled to”. If we don’t want to end up here again we have to use the lessons of Reconstruction (ie capitalism and it’s handful of elites don’t care about morals/social equity/justice) and get to the root of what makes any fight for progress so difficult and makes backsliding into tribalistic appeals to emotion so easy.

There’s enough distrust and conspiracy theorist in me to question if the whole thing isn’t a good cop/bad cop publicity stunt to attract “conscientious” consumers.

“Hey all you anti-authoritarian, anti-AI, anti-surveillance types, we’re your friend; we’re the un-AI. Now be good idiots and plot your dissent on our service.”