My favourite conspiracy theory is every Gideon bible has a listening device in it and you should put the bible in the safe so the Gideon’s don’t spy on you. Yes, I always put the bible in the safe. Yes, I leave it in there for housekeeping to find.

Oh but watching an ICE Gestapo cry for 30 minutes was well worth my time. Appreciate the effort though.

The only halftime show that matters

I miss the days of the kitten superbowl halftime show

Some legends are born