Funny

Wtf is “willingness to work from design-first principles”? Do Wired realize that the form of the handle follows the function of designing for better aerodynamics?

The bait is real with this one.

What other ideas do you suggest that people should go for then?

Gone

There will be loopholes and those loopholes will be exploited by children. The intention is good but the solution is the usual “we don’t know what to do so let’s ban it”. There is a rule or law for everything in Denmark.