

Curious how he’s in custody for his murder trial, yet a certain ICEhole isn’t …


Curious how he’s in custody for his murder trial, yet a certain ICEhole isn’t …


Someone should go to one of these protests with a copy of the constitution - preferably in a scroll of some kind - so that when an ICE rapist comes up to them, said agent will tear it away in a fit of anger. Photographers need to be ready to see ICE shredding the constitution physically (to drive home the message they’re doing it in general).


I suspect Epstein’s list contains so many big and powerful figures from all over the world, it’ll never fully be released.


Can we not have an asteroid come out of nowhere and just flatten everything? It’s a tad overwhelming just how shit these politicians and billionaires and warlords and thugs and selfish motherfuckers have made the world, and I wanna start again.


Should’ve been given a medal. Nobel Peace Prize. Hear that, Trump? A hotel worker deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than you do!


But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.


Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …


Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?
Oh, wait.


Or a five year old girl.


Every night while I’m on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual … ?!
And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!


Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.
Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.


" … that’s how America does it … "


Well, of course. He needs a well-funded military to illegally invade all the countries he covets oil and rare earth minerals in.


Halligan: “Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us”.


What are you doing?


Gosh, that’s nice of 'em! Where’s the, “I don’t want one cent of MUH TAXES going to fund foreigners” crowd now?


In quiet, reflective moments, Miller muses on his past.
“I was happy strangling babies in back alley dumpsters. But Trump found me, and showed me how to hurt so many more people. I will forever be grateful”.
I just meant how it would look on the news. Might spur a few more people sitting at home into action.