False dichotomy, much?

The phrase is “leopards ate my face” but I like where your head is at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Moochers! Where are their bootstraps?!

Because nothing rehabilitates criminals better than cutting them off from their families. smh

It’s one of those rare cases in which both sides should agree- whether you believe a government is an institutional arm of people who agree to collectively take care of everyone, or whether you give no shits and only want to make money. And yet somehow America still has terrible healthcare.

That’s more than I ever wanted to know about hairless cats.

Either way, its junk is on your table. How about we go out for dinner?