Jerkface (any/all)

You aren’t really thinking about your best interests. Humans are really poor at predicting what will make them happy.

Okay, but WE deserve for him to go away quietly and to never again be reminded that he lived.

What do you think he is, some kind of LIB??

Look at you, feeling all hard, because you THOUGHT ABOUT committing vandalism. GTFO with your bait.

I no longer find it fun to maintain public-facing anything

I think the kids would say: “Mood.”

The above comment is symptomatic.

You’ve heard about Android, right? We all have like six months to find a new platform.

They’re not stopping it, they are planning to introduce it to the platform; no one sideloads on Android today, because it’s not a walled garden yet.

A stitch in time saves nine

Wrong

You can’t sew time.