Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

whenever i see his name i’m just like

she lies and says she’s in love with him

can’t find a fetterman