They know I have a filtration system and enjoy comedy. That’s my whole personality right there!

It’s honestly so weird. The whole ritual needs to be done away with

Only the Holy Grail. Guess this one’s gone over my head.

Are you okay?

Yerp. Presentation is everything

That’s me too. The sheer noise of it all. The heat. The smell. Fuck all of that.

The gif alone got me wanting to watch it again. Peak.

My initial thought. I’m sick of seeing the same desperate headline repeated ad nauseum. Either give me the news that he croaked, or I’m gonna stay assuming he’ll run in 2028, with a worryingly non-zero chance of winning. And he will continue not-dying throughout the remainder of that term.

Deeply disturbed by the fact that the title sounds like a haiku, but is definitely not a haiku.

For this particular term, slang is unending. “Cranking hog” is a personal favorite.

It’s not that serious homie. Remember that synonyms exist, and humans define language.

Tbh nothing of value was lost. Once a site is sufficiently shit, blocking ads is just polishing a turd. I commend them for keeping it up this long.

I feel like you’ve just committed a crime.

What?! It’s crazy not to be able to notice that kind of assault on skin. Maniacs.

I’m the type of guy to say we ought to show the goodness of humanity even to our most evil members. But I’m not one to say you’re unjustified for any actions you take when that evil is right in front you, murdering a child. I won’t call your answer good, but I won’t call it wrong either.

Lol yeah? And? Not every comment has to be filled with insight. You can find ideology all over the place. What you’re describing is something that humans just do, anywhere there’s a line in the sand to be drawn. It’s amplified online. It just is what it is. I don’t see how this is uniquely leftist, nor what you expect to be done about it besides, like, a moderator for every interaction involving two people who disagree with each other and don’t want to bother going into ideals? This is hardly the forum.

>describes the right

>calls it left

Every time

These days, it’s used for emphasis to make sure you’re properly upset about it. Try using it in a context where age doesn’t matter, and you see how much implied severity it can add.

“I saw you speaking to a girl. What’s up with that?”

vs

“I saw you speaking to an underage girl. What’s up with that?”

One of them sounds much more like a crime.

This on a post about doing the dishes. 10/10

I’m a smug dickhead, but usually when I make that mistake, it’s because swype doesn’t know which “your” I meant, and I fail to catch the mis-swype. Same with “too/to”. And, weirdly, “me/Mr”. It’s actually a pretty common occurrence, and it’s a huge pain point.