If you had 280 billion, you wouldn’t give two hot shits about destroying the world.

Fucking chavs

The high seas are peaceful and serene. Yar.

Because of politics, legal arguments and a super-slow judicial system. Sometimes it can be accelerated. Timothy McVeigh was executed pretty quickly.

I haven’t been to many murder trials in my day. Was this video used as an attempt to persuade the judge to order harsher sentencing?

Rapid arterial depressurization due to Ballistic lead injection.

Ok fine. Now what about my Bill Cosby hoodie?

That’s where I keep mine. Right next to the ground beef.

You’re not wrong, but someone tell me why I shouldn’t wear TV’s late Fred Rogers on my T-Shirt.

Are the indentations just for orientation during soldering?

I guess two sarcasms make a non-sarcasm?

Nazi Germany. It’s exactly like Nazi Germany. Jesus Christ on a bike, how can you not make that association?

Has it been officially declared as a war?

And the shittier thing is that they kinda are valued as currency. Well, maybe “investment vehicles” is a better term. Only the rich own them and because they don’t care about the poors, they’re not going to let lawmakers dismantle the NFA to the point of removing the mg registry. If they did, their value would plummet overnight.

Wtf did you buy? You could have gotten a wired router with a couple of access points for that.

Buy them in spools.

I want to ask where to buy this sticker, but I bet the money still goes to a magat.

Sometimes the Doge’in is easy, sometimes the Doge’in is hard.

Its an illusion because of the purple and red background.

Winamp: It really IS the llama’s ass.