What? My mother was a saint!

Yes.

Lucky for Joe and Barack — if they ever run out of money, they can live in Donald’s head rent-free.

Hmm, who does she remind me of?

Oh no how unfortunate.

Hundreds of people die every day for far stupider and much less fair reasons, like pedestrians murdered by car drivers.

Should we discourage people from working or from buying?

“¿Porque no los dos?” — economists.

Thanks, dad.

Chuck Schumer dips his glasses in wrath.

Hopefully getting a MAGA chud as a nominee will lose them the general.

Can someone please get this princess his ballroom.

✨

Oh no how unfortunate.

Curious.

Oh no.

Fuck off, ghoul.

Okay.

“Dear Satan…”

Not like a fat dejected pedophile.

It’s almost like Donald doesn’t like democracy.

How about everyone signs defense pacts with everyone else?

There could be a building in New York where representatives from every country hash things out instead of going to war.