And the employees, too.

But what if the people don’t ever wake up? You realize that’s a possibility, right?

Those food companies have spent decades doing chemical research on how to make that food as addictive as possible. Then of course there’s all the marketing on top of that. Most people can’t break free of it.

From what I remember, Quorn is not actually vegan, the breading contains egg. Unless they’ve changed their recipe…

Just fyi I’m pretty sure cervical fusion refers to cervical spinal disks, not the lady bits.

Do bathroom fans even exist outside of the US? I’m mostly joking, but seriously did not see a single one while staying in Japan or Europe.