That vase definitely deserved it. It was probably haunted.

Mama, needs a night off!

In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

No but this bear has huge knockers

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.

God Damn it, Donut! Stop sewing patches on Carls vest!

I’ll upvote you just so I can get an indictment from the Feds. All the cool kids are getting on Trumps enemies list.

Jeez man ya killed me already. You don’t need to keep twisting the knife.

But but but … her number is undefined?

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct!

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Raccoon with a taser is IRL pikachu.

Eh, he’s an Indian-American I’d still take odds he out in the next fortnight. Kegsbreath is doing all the same stuff but as a white male I recon his job is safe until after November.

So he’s having Grok write his sermons now too.

“Underground construction, including of bunkers, bomb shelters, military installations or medical facilities, may proceed.” - emphasis mine
I find the medical facilities part very interesting. It sounds to me like they’re building a Dave style single room hospital under there. A place outside of the very public Reed National where the president can receive serious medical treatments. With Trump in the hospital so often I suspect that this whole thing has been a cover so that Trump won’t look weak going to see his doctor

And that seems like a clear cut cause for impeachment. If the Democrats gain control of the House a solid strategy would be to start impeachment proceedings against lower level appointees before going after Trump

Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s