SpontaneousHumanCombustion

Exactly who will they be arresting?!..illegal immigrants randomly showing up on election night??

Set the aisle on fire

This gave me actual shivers.

Not every gig is gonna earn you the cost of that camera. And it doesn’t need to.

Being anything other than married cousins in Louisiana gets you a daily beating.

An education doesn’t make you any less ghoulish, but it sure as shit might help you be better at hiding it.

Here we go with every post somehow turning into Windows vs Linux. Lol

In our house, it is referred to as ‘magic water’.

Her last year has essentially been just throwing darts at a board and riding her time out. Allowing Altman to even enter this state pretty much sums up her current level of give a s***.

Sounds on par with the rest of the tech oligarchy. Imagine missing a payment. You’re in a business meeting and a tiny RC tow truck wheels in to haul it away.

Oops! It’s all fans!