“My colostomy bag.”

Thanks for explaining the Bunny.

I don’t know who Bunny is and why he’s bad, but I believe a steaming pile of faeces embodies America’s value better than Trump.

Nice. I’ll have to give Bazzite a try sometime.

You have to share what this is now.

Did you learn what the adoption process is like?

I hope she recovers well. I think she will with all those cute carers.

It gives the kitty a more comfortable place to sleep.

This man is legally obliged to keep the kitty now.

I looked at the repo but I still don’t know what this is. Is it a game? Is it something else?

Reminds me of that Michael Scott quote:

When I retire, I- I don’t want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back. I want it to be, like “Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?” “Um, well, I don’t know. It was anonymous.” “Well, guess what.” That was Michael Scott." “But it was anonymous. How do you know?” “Because I’m him.”

I don’t know. The Donald Trump Home for the Mentally Insane has a nice ring to it.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not be unreasonable. That’s a god given right, that is.

But Emily ain’t no snitch.

Me too, friend. Me too.

Heartless bastard!

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend.