For you, the day microslop graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for microslop, it was Tuesday.

People elect clowns and then act surprised when they get a pie in the face…

I firmly believe the only reason we still (at least kinda) respect Hitch was because he’s fucking dead, and we didn’t see him show his whole ass like the rest of the “new atheism” movement…

Go to school? Are you crazy?? Do you want to get shot???

absolute and utter piece of shit, killed somebody a few years ago drunk-driving his boat, then made his wife take the rap for him…

they’re rich, they’ll just buy themselves a new environment

lol, no

Because, generally speaking, Europe has this thing called laws, and the government arguably exists to protect it’s “citizens”.

In the US you have this thing called lobbyists and the government unilaterally exists, only to protect it’s “corporations”

For example, in Europe McDonald’s French fries contain 3 ingredients (potato, salt, oil) and in the US there are around 20 ingredients… The US adds all that extra shit to make the frier oil last longer, to make it easier to clean, etc. and fuck you for being poor if it gives you cancer.

Europe has better frameworks in place to prevent robber barons, this is just as true for the digital age as it was 200 years ago.

Unfortunately, that’s the lesson they learned from why monopolies are bad…

It’s like they’ve been genetically modified to be stupid and lazy for 40+ years with a firehouse of corn syrup and poor education propaganda

What kind of fucking clown ass country posts this kind of foolishness?

AI is like a dog looking at itself in a mirror.

Some dogs are smart, and understand that this is a tool and that it is there to help you see things better… Some dogs are fucking morons and think their reflection is another dog, and they wanna fuck and fight…

There are a ton of good use cases for ai, and none of them include coquettish sexbots or drawings of me as a Simpson or a Ghibli sketch.

…and nothing of value was lost

Military grade means contract went to the lowest bidder

they won’t give a shit, the economy is just something for poor people to suffer through

Don’t be silly, we simply need to ban phones for adults and we’d solve a BUNCH of other problems too…

Yes…? I was 14 when I learned how filesystems worked in the mid 90, installing dos6.0, win3.1, and doom wads lol. I grew up in an analog world before that, there wasnt and internet I could fall back on for support, it was a ridiculously expensive appliance and if I broke it I had better figure out how to fix it again before my mother figured out I fucked something up.

A 14 year old today, I would imagine, would have grown up in a world filled with /bin and /var and /lib folders to explore (and break…)

I think sits spelled Blernsball…

I mean… I feel like a Keurig is an indicator of deep, deep self loathing. if Schopenhauer taught us that life is suffering, then I imagine it’s exactly that kind of self loathing that makes you accept that whatever colour fluid that machine is pissing out as coffee

Yeah, me too…

But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on…

So what if there’s a couple of Jordan Peterson’s or Justin Bieber’s…