Leave his ass outside and put some red robes on him. Hes a Santa decoration too! (Or make him a Jack Skellington Sanfa) When the snow thats you can out a Valentines shirt on him, too! Really just the perfect all season decoration.

  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
    151·
    2 days ago

    There’s 3 of those in my neighborhood… Already. Like, do people not care that all their decorations look the same? You’d think if you liked Halloween that much, you’d put slightly more effort into doing something unique

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      19·
      2 days ago

      Yeah get the skeleton but then assemble it wrong and then claim it’s a new species.

      That works for paleontologists.

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
        31·
        2 days ago

        Do these huge home Depot skeletons not come pre-assembled? The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

        Excuse me sir you’ve got your ulna & radius & tibia & fibula & femurs all mixed up

        • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
          1·
          20 hours ago

          The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

          Well…

          🎶The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone, The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone, Now shake dem skeleton bones!

          Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Now shake dem skeleton bones!🎶

        • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
          1·
          2 days ago

          You know how some bars have the giant jenga where the blocks are like 4x4s, they should have a giant game of Operation. That plugs into a wall outlet.

          Edit: and Hungry Hungry Hippos where the balls are pool balls. I can’t wait to see those fights break out.

    • BlueLineBae@midwest.socialEnglish
      14·
      2 days ago

      Someone in my neighborhood recently put up what I can only describe as a custom life-size statue of the headless horseman on a skeleton horse. It’s huge and it’s sick as fuck! I’m not typically one that cares for holiday decorations, but that one has my respect.

        • BlueLineBae@midwest.socialEnglish
          2·
          2 days ago

          No idea. If home depot sells it, then props. It looks a hell of a lot better and has more detail than the giant skeleton. I suppose it’s also possible the owner just spruced it up themselves as well.

    • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldEnglish
      42·
      2 days ago

      No, they dont. What youre noticing about “all their decorations look the same” is the point