• arsCynic@lemmy.ml
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    Trump doesn’t need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn’t joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.

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    “The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

    “President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”

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    “President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”

    🤣

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    What a sore fucking person in general. He’s never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn’t. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years

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      Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that

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        Then there’s a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that’s just not OK.

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        He’s not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.

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          Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.

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          Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment