I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”
Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.
I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.
Huh didn’t realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn’t think they were particularly bad.
I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.
She wanted Nickelback.
My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.
Oh so Texas?
That actually isn’t even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil’s Backbone.
So you live just north of Satan’s asshole. Got it.
I think they misspoke. They probably meant to say Nickelback, not Coldplay.
Does anyone else hate Nickelback, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, and Maroon 5? Upvotes to the left
Did you mean, “turn IT up”?
Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.
Is that a kind of yellow?
Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE
