For the first time in United States history, several of the country’s founding documents will travel the skies to visit multiple cities on their own jet in honor of the nation’s founding.
What the f*ck? That’s a new form of masturbation I hadn’t considered America capable of, considering our current leadership is either too dumb to read these documents or too giddy to pretend nobody knows what they mean.
What the f*ck? That’s a new form of masturbation I hadn’t considered America capable of, considering our current leadership is either too dumb to read these documents or too giddy to pretend nobody knows what they mean.
Apparently this happened by train in 1976. I saw that train go by, TIL there were documents on it.
Ah, back when those documents almost still stood for something.
Or we were at least able to share in a mutually convincing fiction that they did.
Reading this comment made me think of the “High watermark” line in Fear and Loathing.