I wish there was a Nobel Prize for photography.
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for pornography.
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I mean I’m given to understand they’re already fucking each other enough to deplete the condom reserves. Just film it and start handing out medals.
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These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I’d rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
That’s how you get me to watch the Olympics.
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The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.
Someone give this poor cat his ring back!
That’s an amazing/horrible/terrifying picture and I don’t know which. But it’s definitely a picture.
Curses! Thou hath foiled my plans once more, o window thingy, and I shan’t forget thy treachery!
“The fish was this big!”
I thought that was Yoda for a second.
looks more like gollum
Where is the preciousssss!
“How do they do that with their thumbs?! The secret knowledge must be mine!”
Reenacting the stone breaker big strong hands scene, I see. :)
Saturn devouring his (invisible) son.
The dark side is strong in him
Was it the cats use of the braincell that slipped thru his fingers?
Who else can see the man looking out the window? Maybe my brightness is too low. Pun unintended
It’s a little goblin, so cute :)
