- I don’t understand sandwiches like this. What is the point of packing it so full of garbage that you can’t eat it like a sandwich. The minute I have to pick up a fork or spoon means it’s no longer a fucking sandwich and therefore loses like half its value - So much this. It’s not even like this is a sloppy Joe. This is presented as a burger. It doesn’t even look appetizing to me. 
- If you slide your dick in the Mac n cheese layer you can fuck it. - Ooo extra sauce! 
- Good point 
 
- It’d be better in a bowl 
- At a lot of BBQ places, if you order a sandwich it’s literally just a small normal slice of white bread with the same amount of meat sitting on top of it as you would get from a “platter” option. I’ve had a real pulled pork sandwich before, and it was a actual sandwich you could pick up with your hands. What you have given me is a crime against common decency and language. 
- Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it. - That’s what we used emulsified sauces for (in addition to flavoring) when I was working in kitchens. Mayo for instance is a tasty sauce, but it’ll also prevent the bread from absorbing moisture from the other fillings. 
 
- …what even is that, technically speaking? Lasagna? Calzone maybe? 
- I have the same issues with hot dogs. Why is the dog bigger than the bun, plus if you add a bunch of toppings then they can spill out. 
 
- I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it. - And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out - You don’t eat mac and cheese with your hands? - I prefer not to. - Weak 
 
 
 
- “I don’t think that’s my order dude” 
- I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating. - I can read a menu. 
- “sorry i didn’t order this” 
- Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious. - I’d probably just pull the bun off and eat the rest with a fork. Looks like mac n cheese and pulled pork? Both delicious things 
 
- GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER - macChurger 
- MAC AND CHBURGER - MAC AND CHURGER - M’URGER 
 
- Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich. - How do you know there isn’t a burger patty hidden in there? 
 
- I would say, “That’s not a burger.” - There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know. - Eh, fine. 
 
 
- I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else. 
- “Let’s get this out onto a tray.” - “Nice.” - Is this a Steve1989MREInfo reference? - Yes - “Nice hiss” 
 
 
 
- I‘d check whether it can move on its own. 
- Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise. - Don’t forget ranch 
 
- Remove the bread - Ask for a fork and knife - Enjoy you pasta plate 
- Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing - Earlier centuries it didn’t exist - Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed 










