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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

How much is the fish?

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How much is the fish?

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m going to an apple (the fruit) exhibition this afternoon and my wife just asked me how much cash I have. I will be able to answer this later today.

    Edit: we didn’t buy any because my wife just wanted to find out the names of the apples from her childhood. We found the names, but they weren’t selling those.

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      Don’t leave us hanging like that man. What were the apples?

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        Idared and something similar to crimson crisp, but it’s not that one. Her dad says crimson red, but that doesn’t really exist. One last one that is also very similar and we will plant next year is a Slovak variety called Solivarské ušľachtilé (red noble apple tree).

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          Hmm I couldn’t find idared or red noble on apple rankings, but there is crimson gold. https://applerankings.com/crimson-gold-apple-review/

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      i’d be going today but i have a gig tomorrow. it’s a neat exhibition!

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    Question in 2029 be like:

    Timmy bought 235 apples, each apple cost $5, holy mackerel that’s an expensive apple.

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    The question is what is the question

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      what?

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        There’s a german techno band called Scooter, they made a song called How Much is the Fish, and another one called the phrase I wrote

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          thanks! i was making a stupid joke, but hell yeah new bands

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            Scooter has a song called “Maria (I Like It Loud).” I once worked with a lady named Maria and played the song for her, but she was an older conservative lady who, it turned out, did not like it loud.

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              ♫how do you solve a problem like an older conservative lady who does not like it loud?♫

              you know what that doesn’t scan we should keep the other lyrics

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      Jeopardy

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    The fish is salmonella

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    1/3 a football field of coins

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