Joke’s on you. They’ll outlive us all
I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She’d carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.
That’s terrifying
Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?
I’m ootl, someone explain for me
She makes bland music for basic bitches.
This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?
Too spicey
I need something to cut down the heat of the boiled chicken
Mayo isn’t spicy! Spicy mayo is spicy.
chicken so white it invented credit scores
I’m out of the loop.
Swifties are Mike Pence white? Are they Mike Pence xenophobic?
Looks like Bryan Johnson
Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.
Have a friend that’s into fitness (it’s his profession basically). He buys a 10 pack of chicken breasts and just cooks a breast for every meal.
Catty incel energy.
Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?
A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…
Holy shit over 200 upvotes on Lemmy. Well deserved
How it feels


I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay
They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.
“I think #348-17”
See how much better that would be?
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CarDinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ ChikeI really liked his new album, what’d you think?
Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.
Hell yeah, hope he’s good live. Have fun 🤘
Side of mayo? Or is that too spicy?
If they’re feeling adventurous
That’s what salt is for
And here I thought that’s white pepper.
This is the joke I came for.
That chicken is so white it tried to colonize
That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.
That chicken is so white the GAP automatically gives it a discount on khakis
That chicken is so white it just asked to speak to your manager.
That chicken is so white, it uses race-based crime statistics to draw all of its sociological conclusions.
Somewhere Eric Clapton is triggered by this comment.
He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.
…who are you aiming at there?
Big chicken
dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages
Doubt it can take credit for that when it denied the very same self determination it claimed was a core value in the territories it administered.
It was the capital extracted via colonialism and slavery that allowed the first Industrial Revolution to happen. The raw materials came from the colonies and the colonies acted as a consumer market for machine finished goods. A ton of intellectual property were stolen from colonized / occupied peoples, which were then poorly credited once spit out of a machine more efficiently than human hands/artisans (not dissimilar to AI). Sugar refining and cotton dyeing are just two prominent example.
Essentially this part of the world was the global 1% while everyone else toiled.
Tl;dr: Colonial powers were the Altman’s, Zukerberg’s and Bezos’ of their time. Let’s not rewrite history in their favor.
Sir, this is a shitpost sub
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
Obviously this is a shitposting sub and not the correct place to be pedantic, there are other better places for it. This is a place to escape the fucking shit show of humanity for 4 fucking seconds. If it was in another community, sure, correct away. This isn’t the place to push an agenda. Let us have one fucking place to unclench our ass cheeks for a second. Jesus fucking Christ
Obviously “I’m shitposting” is why people aren’t allowed to correct you when you lie, and no one would ever, ever lie about their motivations.
The industrial revolution was the transition from the
late-renaissance to the early-modern[early-modern to mid-modern] era.It wasn’t the end of the Middle Ages. That came with the invention of the printing press and the neoclassical revival of greco-roman styles of art/architecture/literature/philosophy.
Edit: slight correction
The argument is even weaker if we go to before the Industrial Revolution. The Renaissance and scientific revolution happened on the shoulders of intellectual property borrowed/taken from global civilizational giants and on the backs of forced / coerced labor in colonial occupied territories. The luxury of having intellectuals in coffee shops pondering how society should be structured could have only happened by exploited labor in the colonies propping up their livelihoods and arguably through contact with pre-civilizational (indigeneous) societies in the Americas.
Two civilizational giants that come to mind are China and India. Chinese scholars, as you know, invented paper without which the printing press is not possible in the way that we conceive it today. India invented the numerical notation system that allows us to communicate large values and datasets in an efficient manner.
If not for the work of Brahmagupta, al-Khwarizmi and (most importantly for Europe) Fibonacci this notation system would have never been accepted as the number system we use today was considered to be sacrilege and mystical in Europe for centuries.
For paper, as with numerical notation, the practice was brought to Europe with advancement by Islamic civilizations. Cai Lun, Zuo Bo and Fan Ye were crucial in the development of paper which spread globally as we perceive it today.
The colonial narrative, for hundreds of years was that this progress happened in isolation and that was used to justify racism and genocide. I’m glad that in 2026 we are able to unravel such narratives at the seams.
I wasn’t commenting on the relative strength/weakness of the other commenter’s argument (because they were clearly shitposting and not asserting a thesis proposal); I was merely pointing out that they were talking about the end of the Middle Ages, which was centuries before the industrial revolution, so you bringing that up was kind of irrelevant.
and on the backs of forced / coerced labor in colonial occupied territories. The luxury of having intellectuals in coffee shops pondering how society should be structured could have only happened by exploited labor in the colonies propping up their livelihoods and arguably through contact with pre-civilizational (indigeneous) societies in the Americas.
I don’t think you understand the difference between the “Middle Ages,” “Renaissance,” and “Early Modern” eras…
slight correction:
I even misspoke to your advantage because the industrial revolution actually came after the Early Modern era, on the cusp of the Mid-Modern (and later the Late-Modern before finally Post-modern which we’ve been in since like the '50s…)
So the industrial revolution is actually further removed from the Renaissance and Middle Ages than I previously indicated.
Now, back to the topic at hand:
Chinese scholars, as you know, invented paper without which the printing press is not possible in the way that we conceive it today.
Okay? Paper had been in widespread use since late antiquity. It’s not what ended the Middle Ages; that was the printing press, which, as you know, was invented by Johannes Gutenberg, a German.
India invented the numerical notation system that allows us to communicate large values and datasets in an efficient manner.
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For paper, as with numerical notation, the practice was brought to Europe with advancement by Islamic civilizations.Nobody here is denying any of that, but it’s still not what ended the Middle Ages.
The colonial narrative, for hundreds of years was that this progress happened in isolation and that was used to justify racism and genocide.
The user you originally replied to literally included “inventing racism” in their roast of whiteness, so I’m not sure why you think this is a counterpoint to anything that’s been said…
Eurocentric history has erased major Asian milestones including Tang Dynasty woodblock printing, Bi Sheng’s ceramic movable type, and Korean metal movable type. Framing Gutenberg’s press as a uniquely European development completely ignores those innovations.
It’s a shitpost sub. Agreed. But Eurocentric historical bias / propaganda needs to be called out if we’re actually going to have an honest grasp of the world and the many civilizations that have contributed to its progress.
You’re looking at the conversation with tunnel vision in the context of a shitpost sub, and then lamenting that we haven’t had a comprehensive discussion of all the stages of progress that led up to the point of Gutenberg’s press?
Don’t show up to a baseball field and then lament that nobody’s playing soccer…
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