Knew I’d find this. Lol
Lemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
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sheathes* Must have been the wind.
I’ll have a exlixer of stanima trans beverage please
vial of booping that perfect snout
Rage potion!
Potion of liquid courage, of course.
And a philter of bad decisions, why not.
All I need is a little of the hair of the dog that bit me.
What happened to the dog’s ears?
Some dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.
I want the potion of fast travel.
chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed
It worked!
Potion of time travel please. The vodka.
Elixir of whatever gave you those buff muscles, dawg
Potion of Instant death please
6 oz Bourbon.
I’m making Chicken with it.
A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!
I want the potion that does the thing.
