Built in stress toy
fidget spinner
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that’s something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem…
The solution to enjoying touching your genitalia is sex reassignment surgery?
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If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
I’ve heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.
Gonna have to imagine it till I get back to PC…
Actually, I DONT want to imagine based on that title, and what I remember of the channel… (Whang taught me about the MLP jar heater incident. Great narrator for that level of content)
Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.
I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Ahhhh… im presuming you’re aware that’s generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI
yesterdaythat day and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.
Edit: I called my ortho’s office/on-call and got through to him…he agrees that it’s worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.
All the best , I hope you have a good outcome
Omg, that sounds terrible! I hope it doesn’t keep progressing and they get it figured out soon. I’m glad it’s still there. 😅
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
I think that behavior is just the crowd following itself. You know you are ‘of the crowd’ because you do it too.
It’s not a bad thing to do actually. One reason would be to make sure nothing is out of order. Nothing there that shouldn’t be. It’s not the most visible part of the body so it can be a way to do a quick inspection.
It’s a fair cop.
Animals. All of you.
I do that when I have to pee but don’t want to get up. Helps with keeping it in
If it was long enough, you could just tie it in a knot. 😆
That’s what my dad used to tell me.
Look, my having to check is a disability or something.
