As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture… I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
As a human with no eyeballs, that caption made me cum an anchor
As a human being with a penis, through which narry an anchor could pass, I am upset.
Nice 😏
Built in stress toy
fidget spinner
Man here: there’s a reason. There is a reason.
Two actually!
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
I just like grabbing, squeezing and petting it and making it tingle.
If that’s something your struggle to control, there is a solution to that problem…
The solution to enjoying touching your genitalia is sex reassignment surgery?
🤣
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
Nobody’s going to ask for the sauce?
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sigh you just reminded me of Patrick Stewart :(
HP, barbecue, tomato?
Truffle mayo if you’re lucky
In this economy?!
Washyoursister
I’ve heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
Haha, classic… But also, consider the following.
Gonna have to imagine it till I get back to PC…
Actually, I DONT want to imagine based on that title, and what I remember of the channel… (Whang taught me about the MLP jar heater incident. Great narrator for that level of content)
Agreed, and it’s certainly along the same lines of content.
I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Ahhhh… im presuming you’re aware that’s generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI
yesterdaythat day and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.
Edit: I called my ortho’s office/on-call and got through to him…he agrees that it’s worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.
All the best , I hope you have a good outcome
Omg, that sounds terrible! I hope it doesn’t keep progressing and they get it figured out soon. I’m glad it’s still there. 😅
Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.
The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.
I can’t speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you’re not already aroused. I’ve seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
Wow genital mutilation sounds horrible. I can’t believe some countries still allow vasectomy.
It’s not mutilation if it’s done to a consenting adult. This applies to both vasectomies and circumcision. Sometimes there are medical reasons for either procedure.
Ohhh ok so then removing a 16-year-old’s wisdom teeth is dental mutilation, right?
If it’s not medically necessary, yes. Not all wisdom teeth need to be removed, but some do. It’s kind of like foreskin in that way.
Huh?
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
All Bundy taught us that.
Lol yep I remember that.
How many touchdowns?!
4!
In a single game!
Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
