If you’re trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.
tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.
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They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don’t make the chart
Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it’s indistinguishable from water except it’s comin out yer butt
Ooh I had that before, but that was when the heater repair technicians messed with the water pressure and my bidet got an unexpected powerup
oh yeah, sometimes the pressure seletor gets wanged and then it’s time for some unintentional spring cleaning. Or intentional, sometimes buttholes get itchy i don’t judge
“Leaky gut” is food woo bullshit.
Take brain octane didn’t tip you off?
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You mean the chart which tells you to try “green banana flour” and “raw potato starch” might be sus?
Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.
But yeah you’re not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called “leaky gut syndrome”, but that’s why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)
Is the Gulf War - syndrome “woo bullshit” or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume you’re applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume you’d say it’s BS as well. Yet I bet there’s quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldn’t dare to say that to their faces.
So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome
But increased intestinal permeability, also known as “leaky gut”: very much real but distinct from the other one https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#Clinical_significance
Thanks mate. Best shitpost.
It’s called the Bristol Scale and it’s real
Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?
Get a second opinion!
Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.
Exit the cab and ask someone on the street or phone a friend! You got this!
Thanks!
I don’t want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.
How about corn brownies?But sausage is minced food stuffed into bowels. Literally the same the same thing as shit. Not literally the same. But literally so superfluously similar that their descriptions overlap quite a bit.
Have a choMp
Too bad, now every time you poop you poop sausage dicks.
Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s
The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don’t care where on there you are more kale
OP delivers!
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My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I’m usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.
Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be
On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine, so I am constantly very skinny no matter what I eat
Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.
Oops
First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.
Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold my hand & show me all the sights? Brb.
What are you paying, and is it my or your poop we’re touring?
